THE MOTHER OF ALL CONTESTS
FIRST THINGS FIRST: WHY HAVEN'T I POSTED MY PICTURE?
IT'S A MEDICAL CONDITION: MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX EXPERIENCE A COSMIC/MULTI-DIMENSIONAL/HALLUCINOGENIC/HYPNOTIC EFFECT UPON SEEING MY IMAGE! ALSO, I DON'T HAVE
THE EQUIPMENT TO SATISFY OUR NEED TO GAZE AT ME!
THE MISSION, SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO TAKE IT, WOULD,AS ALWAYS, NECESSITATE RICKADDSITE
FROM ACKNOWLEDGING YOU OR THE NATURE OF YOUR MISSION.
MISSION PICTURE: HELP CHOOSE A PICTURE
- NOT OF ME - WE BEEN THROUGH THAT
FOR OUR GOOGLEGROUP: RICKCOSMOS-ECLECTIC
AS WITH ALL CONTESTS - THERE ARE PRIZES
THIRD PLACE:
A CONVERSATION WITH ME IN-PERSON
SECOND PLACE:
A CANDLELIT DINNER WITH ME (GIRLS ONLY; I'M NORMAL)
FIRST PRIZE:
A BIG, WET KISS (DEFINITELY GIRLS ONLY!!!)
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